Anybody have a spare toddler I could borrow?

No, seriously, I need one. This morning I woke up rather early and was all excited that I'd get to sit down and have a bowl of cereal (as opposed to my bagel-in-the-car routine). I mean, w00t! I don't often get to eat cereal before 7:00 pm.

So I got out my nutritious breakfast supplies (juice, cereal, bowl, spoon, glass- check!), poured my juice, poured my cereal, poured my milk... and this is where a toddler could have come in handy.

"Where do I pour the juice?"
"In the glass."
"Where do I pour the cereal?"
"In the bowl."
"Where do I pour the milk?"
"In the BOWL!"

I definitely poured milk right into my apple juice. And did I just stand there, dazed, wondering what was wrong with the breakfast in front of me? Why yes, yes I did.

I think I'll stick with my bagel-in-the-car routine. That's hard to mess up. Unless I accidentally put hummus or Sam's favorite eggplant paste on a blueberry bagel... Oh, the possibilities!