must be able to lift up to 75 pounds and carry up and down three flights of stairs
must have working knowledge of plumbing, computer repair, stain removal
must have current immunizations
must have unlimited patience and creativity
must be able to prioritize tasks with no guidance
must have perfect balance (perfect pitch is also suggested)
must have knowledge of popular alcohols and their proper accompanying foods
experience as a travel agent required
experience as a flight attendant a plus
catering skills a plus
business attire and professional attitude required
*Ironically, while I was typing this my pal from our office supply company called and I told her what I'd been up to today. Guess what she replied. "Did you know that was in your job description?!" Nope, that's why I'm revising it for future hires.
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what in the world do they have you doing there?! sounds like... fun... er... something like that!
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